"What's wrong with you?"

"What's wrong

with you?"

You know the deal.

You name your observations and anticipate the eye rolls.
You speak your truth and watch it get translated into personal assault.
You play "normal" well enough to hide that deep inside, you feel like an alien.

"What's wrong with me?"

The question every imaginal butterfly-cell caged in a caterpillar-body has ever asked.

And I refuse to feed you the clichés.

Not the "but darling, why don't you ask what is RIGHT with you?"

Not the "everyone is unique in their own way" pat pat

No. Because those answers come from people who just don't get it.

They have no idea what it's like to wake up every day wishing you could just be normal. They don't know what it was like as a child, learning that to belong, you had to become less like you and more like them.

So my love, this is for you. And for HER:

For the little you who thought she'd be fighting alone forever.

I have no interest in undoing the pain from your past.

But I want to show you that there are more people just like you.

Earth is recruiting the weirdos!

They called you odd, weird argumentative, difficult, disruptive.

They didn't have the capacity to see you. You interpreted that as "something's really fucking wrong with me."

I'm here to tell you: your built differently by divine design.

Your nervous system was hand-crafted by God to catch and project the evolutionary leaps humanity needs to survive.

You're not just magic. You are a magician.

Ready to stop pretending you're normal?

Hey gorgeous,

welcome to ✦ MISFITS ✦

For years you've known that there's something different about you. You see patterns others don't. You create in ways others could only dream of. People tell you make them feel wonderful, that you're so gifted and unique.,

Sounds kind of nice, right?

But when "unique" also means:

You've inherited the unhinged-gene

You're the most non-linear person in your world

Your co-workers enter freeze states because of your emotional intensity

...then let's just say we're dealing with a "problem" no amount of breathwork or inner child healing will fix.

MISFITS is where eccentric women wired for creative genius come to remember:

Your "too much" is code for "supernatural."

The moment you stop saying "I am broken" and declare:

I am the glitch
I am the breakthrough
I am the messenger

The divine speaks through my creations.

Everything changes.

This is for you if:

✓ You already know you're brilliant, but you're playing small to keep the normies comfortable

✓ When masterpiece ideas come through, you treat them like saber-tooth tigers and RUN

✓ You're connected to the spirit realm but still googling "how to navigate DNOS without losing my shit"

✓ You know your weird is your wealth but you're still apologizing for taking up space

✓ You're DONE fixing yourself and ready to alchemize every visit to Hades into pure creative gold

Life didn't try to break you. It gave you the gift of initiation.

Now it's time to claim and name the legend you have already lived. 🧙🏻‍♀️

Stop hiding. Join MISFITS. $7

One life is all we have and we live it as we believe in living it. But to sacrifice what you are and to live without belief, that is a fate more terrible than dying.

JOAN OF ARC

What you get:

I know you're busy and we're all sick of endless free workbooks, fill-out sheets and manifestation-meditations. So I won't give you any of that (yet 😉)

Instead, I ask to support you for 10 days of fierce love, reality bending mind shifts and a completely new way of looking at yourself.

Each day you unlock new audios with 15-25 minutes of truth bombs, permission slips and soul activations you didn't know you needed.

You don't have to DO anything. Just hit play while you walk your dog, drive to work or in between meetings.

If my words are sending electricity up your spine, then know that that's just the preview.

MISFITS is where I share the full download.

Join the revolution for $7 →

Listen, Queen,
The world doesn't need another woman dissociated from her truth.

It needs YOUR medicine - the kind with a big fucking heart, wisdom earned through lifetimes and a nervous system wired for nuance, depth and joy.

You may have felt different your whole life.

You've had great friends. You've had success. You've kicked goals.

And still you're hiding from your next level of soul depth out of fear for being too much.

I'm exactly like you, so I get it.

But here's the truth:

YOUR DIFFERENCE ISN'T WHAT'S HOLDING YOU BACK.
TRYING TO WATER IT DOWN IS.

The world is SUFFOCATING from too much normal,

So, when you stop trying to fit in, you become the KEY that unlocks new realities. This isn't even a metaphor. It's proven facts. (you belong to the imaginal cells of gaia)

This is the exact moment where everything start spinning in the other direction:

You stop being the odd one out and start being the unicorn who bends culture like Neo bends the Matrix.

And this isn't just about you.
This is about our daughters watching us rise.

We do it for us, for them, for earth.

FUCK NORMAL. I'M READY.

Here's what will happen in the next 10 days:

✓ You'll see your scattered brain as your secret weapon
✓ You'll understand why fitting in was never meant for you
✓ You'll activate the medicine that only sacred misfits carry

UNLEASH MY MEDICINE $7

10 days. 10 audios. $299 $7.

That's less than your morning latte to feel divinely supported, deeply understood and like you just joined a new sisterhood of women who are just like you.

[YES, I'M READY →]

Welcome home, Queen.

We've been waiting for you. 👑

Questions?

Honestly babe, for $7, the only question is:

what are you waiting for?

You know if this is for you or not.

If it is, I'll see you inside.

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